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Tuesday, November 05, 2002
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young DRUMMER named WHITNEY. He was ROCKINGLY ROCKING in the SWEET forest when he met RADICAL DAN, a run-away GUITAR PLAYER from the AWESOME King NICK.
WHITNEY could see that RADICAL DAN was hungry so he reached into his ROAD CASE and give him his BADASS BOCA BURGERS. RADICAL DAN was thankful for WHITNEY's BOCA BURGERS, so he told WHITNEY a very COOL story about King NICK's brother MARK. How his brother, the AWESOME King NICK, kept him locked away in a PRACTICE SPACE protected by a gigantic ROCKER, because MARK was so BITCHIN.
WHITNEY PLAYED DRUMS. He vowed to RADICAL DAN the GUITAR PLAYER that he would save the BITCHIN MARK. He would ROCK OUT the ROCKER, and take MARK far away from his evil brother, the AWESOME King NICK, and PLAY DRUMS for him.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a ROCKIN MAJOR LABEL RECORD DEAL and RADICAL DAN the GUITAR PLAYER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ROCKER from his story. AWESOME King NICK ROCKED out from behind a BASS and struck WHITNEY dead. In the far off PRACTICE SPACE you could hear a RIFF.
THE END.